Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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