The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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