We won't sleep together?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
