she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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