Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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