Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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