nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Can you repeat that, but with context?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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