we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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