I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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