What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
The feeling are messing with the penis
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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