How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
