She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Im part way to drunk.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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