So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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