you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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