is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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