he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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