His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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