Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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