do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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