I'm really into asian looking animals
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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