Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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