I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
