can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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