Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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