life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He uses pillows to masturbate.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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