This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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