before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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