Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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