Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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