the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
