This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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