Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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