remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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