you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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