Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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