I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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