He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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