it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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