I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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