O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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