these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
