sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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