so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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