Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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