PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Everyone says I win the strip club
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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