He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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