What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
She's the barista slut.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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