I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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