Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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