im drinking this country out of the recession.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
did you just send me my own nude
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