remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Randomize
