It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Your dad touched me again.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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