i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
